A.R.P (also just ‘A.R.’)
Anal Retention Problem
Baked Bean
- Baked haricot beans, typically cooked in tomato sauce and tinned
- A lesbian who has spent too long on a sunbed
Bean
- the edible nutritious seed of various plants of the legume family
- the clitoris
- a lesbian (Scottish slang)
- a lady (Scottish Gaelic)
- the head
Bean-counter
A frugal lesbian (term coined by Sophie Norman)
Bean-cruncher
A lesbian mathematician
Bean Feast
A vegan picnic or other food event attended wholly or mostly by lesbians
Bean Flick
A movie that has one or more lesbian characters or themes
Beanniversary
Anniversary of the date that two lesbians started seeing each other
Bean Sprout
The child of a lesbian
Bean-stink
A lesbian fart
Beantenance
- The process of preserving your lesbian relationship
- The provision of financial support for your girlfriend’s living expenses: this can include but is not wholly limited to cost of sweeties, cakes, teas and haircuts
Beany-boiler
Vegan stalker
Beany-boo (also ‘Beanie-boo’)
- Stuffed TY toy
- Term of endearment used to identify your perfect lesbian counterpart
Beany-boy
A heterosexual male who socialises with lesbians
Beanstalker
- Person who stalks lesbians
Bean-worshipper
A vegan lesbian who is also a pagan
Black-eyed Bean
- A creamy white edible bean which has a black mark at the point where it was attached to the pod
- A lesbian boxer
Brainniversary
Anniversary of a head injury
Celesbian
Lesbian celebrity
Celesvegan (also ‘celesbivegan’)
Vegan lesbian celebrity
Coffee Bean
- A bean-like shrub of the coffee seed
- A lesbian who spends a lot of time in coffee shops
Communal Haircut
To go for your haircut in pairs
Dyke-ula
A lesbian vampire
Fandango
- A Spanish dance
- Name of the thesis L Calderwood almost did as a creative writing phd @ Aberystwyth uni
- Vagina (Scottish slang)
Fey Boy
A heterosexual male who is effeminate
FMF
Abbreviated from ‘Fart most foul’
Green Bean
- A type of bean whose long green seed cases are eaten as a vegetable when they are young and tender
- A lesbian who is inclined towards sustainable living
Henny
- A village near Sudbury
- Portmanteau of ‘honey’ and the Scottish term ‘hen’
Henny-beany (also ‘Henny-beanie’)
Portmanteau of ‘honey bee’ and ‘hen’
Honey-bean
Portmanteau of ‘honey bee’ and ‘bean’
Leaf muncher
Vegan lesbian
Lynsonia
Portmanteau of ‘Lynsey’ and ‘Antonia’ (coined by Fiona MacKellar)
Meany-moo (also ‘Meanie Moo’)
Name given to a lesbian partner when they are being less than pleasant
Mixed Bean
A female who is romantically / sexually attracted to other females but who does not exclusively identify as a lesbian
Navy Bean
- North American term for haricot bean
- A lesbian sailor
Pee-and-tea stop
A toilet break during a road trip which is swiftly followed by a tea break
Pi Cruncher
Lesbian mathematician
Pie Muncher
Lesbian junkfood addict
Retrograde amnesia
Loss of memory access to events prior to a head injury or illness
Runner Bean
- A central American bean plant with scarlet flowers and very long flat edible pods
- A lesbian runner
Seitan Worshipper (Also ‘Seitanist’)
Vegan Satanist
Seitanist
Vegan Satanist
VEG (Vegan Edinburgh Glasgow)
Vegan social group for those living in Scotland’s central belt
Veganniversary
Anniversary of the day a person became vegan
Vicky Romeo Plus Joolz
Butch-femme lesbian rom-com novel written by Lynsey Calderwood (currently unpublished and looking for a publisher!)
Zombean
Lesbian zombie
